Olive Ink

Today while walking home from the pub after two $4 margaritas I saw a woman running with her dog. She had on the typical sweat wicking running attire covering the obligatory body parts.  The rest of her body was covered in olive skin and beautiful tattoos.  I thought for a moment that for her I could get over my hatred of pets, and dogs especially, for a least a week or two.

Soft Rainbow Panties

Last night I saw a three year old girl in the grocery store wearing nothing but rainbow panties and a bikini top tan line. She was carrying a basket with three containers of cupcakes. I felt perhaps it was too cold in the store for that kind of attire, she was happy enough though no doubt.

Lara hates the word "panties" for some unknown/obvious reasons.

Panties.